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[pussy-police]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[ktrashcolour]

[writing-prompt-s]

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[ktrashcolour]

At night, were painting your trash gold, while ya sleep.

[bizi-bitirdin]

[artistically-frustrated]

[vivienvalentino]

If you’re sad remember that Jonathan exists.

[volcanafires1604]

my sad attempt at villain deku T-T

[never1ne]

[mallowmeltandanxietywilldo]

REBLOG THIS IF YOU WANT A REALLY BAD PICK UP LINE (BASED ON YOUR URL) IN YOUR INBOX

[lenkachu]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via davianavaka1)

[benepla]

walk into the party. almost every single guy has a purple cup. most of the girls have blue cups, but the purple cups are ONLY hitting up the girls with green cups (who range from “in a bitter breakup” to “i have a crush on my yoga instructor”). you walk into the backyard and there’s two people screamfighting with pink cups while a purple cup dude bolts past you and back into the party, zipping up. you put arsenic in a green cup and chug it in front of everyone and then they cheer and you don’t remember the last part because youre dead now so i guess ur relationship status is indeed complicated

[cruel-butterflies]